Men... Don't Talk to Pregnant Women...

The men at my school have a horrible track record of talking to me while pregnant. I know you don't mean anything by it, so just don't say anything!

EXHIBIT A:
Janitor A: " I hear you are pregnant."
Me: "Yes I am."
Janitor A: "You were starting to gain weight in May."
Me: "I wasn't pregnant in May."

EXHIBIT B:
Former Parent of Mine: "You are starting to get fat."

EXHIBIT C:
Janitor B: "You are starting to put on some weight."

I think what they all meant to say was, "You look fabulous and oh so skinny!"

8 comments:

  1. This is too funny... yes, men do need to keep their mouths shut! Haven't they learned by now?! Don't mind them, you DO look FABULOUS!

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  2. I had a former parent (a dad) come up and ask me if I was pregnant or fat a few weeks ago. I laughed it off, but on the inside I was like you A$$hole! Stupid boys :)

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  3. LOL! Wow... yup, they should have just have kept their mouths shut. Boys...

    <3 Ash

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  4. oh my gosh!!! how RUDE!!! i can't believe they'd even say that to you :( you look great hun!

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  5. Wow-talk about harsh! Whether you're pregnant or not NO woman ever wants to hear those words. You should have them consider carrying a human being in their bellies for 9 months and then come back and tell you you're fat!

    You look great and "fat" should never go in the same sentence as "you"!

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  6. awwww, haha! Kinda funny, but poor guys..they have no clue!

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  7. Oh goodness! Those are some brave souls to mess with us ladies! Don't you worry your little heart, my dear, you are beautiful!

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  8. Oh my goodness, I can't believe people say those things. I'm pregnant with our first as well. Great to find your blog.

    Karen

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