Motherhood Confessions...

I haven't been the perfect mother but I do my best. I do what's right for our family. Here are my confessions of not being a perfect mother...

*I lock my car doors as soon as we get in the car. I am so scared someone will snatch Grayson out.

*Grayson eats food off of table tops.

*I want Grayson to be the prettiest, most well dressed child (shallow I know).

*I sometimes blow Grayson's paci off if it hits the floor.

*I never listened to any baby timeline on when to do things. (We ate solids early, drank milk early).

*I am paranoid about leaving Grayson with a male. There are a select few I would leave her with (I've seen to much Dr.Phil).

*We didn't start brushing Grayson's teeth when the first tooth came in.

*If I need to get something done, I put Yo Gabba Gabba on.

*We quit the bottle before her first birthday.

*She sleeps with a pillow and no night light.

*She used to ride in a shopping cart with a cover after I had lysol'ed the cart. Now she just rides in the cart.

I hope I haven't offended or terrified any of you!

2 comments:

  1. Haha! Love your confessions and relate to several of them! Just wait until you have another one...it's amazing how laid back you can be, ha! :)

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  2. This is funny, I love your confessions! I haven't used the shopping cart cover in forever. Actually I forgot about it until just now, ha!

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